I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be the only scott with my last name, but there are 2 in the united states and I got really mad! and then I googled my name to see if I could track down this other scott and I found out he lives in florida so I got really pissed off. but then I realized I’m named after my dad
My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them
The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”
did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
It’s settled: I’m going laser tagging instead of junior prom next year
So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.
there’s a new song out by will.i.am and justin bieber and the actual title of it starts with a hashtag
my friend and i found some temple run fanfiction yesterday
that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
IMAGINE GOING OVER TO VISIT OBAMA AND CLOGGING HIS TOILET THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE I DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT
I can’t stop laughing
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
It always sucks when your phone dies.