majortvjunkie:

I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be the only scott with my last name, but there are 2 in the united states and I got really mad! and then I googled my name to see if I could track down this other scott and I found out he lives in florida so I got really pissed off. but then I realized I’m named after my dad

son-of-the-liberty:

best-of-funny:

emmastonemetodeath:

My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them

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thatfunnyblog:

The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet” 

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agayboy:

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did

calmdownmorrissey:

It’s settled: I’m going laser tagging instead of junior prom next year

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

best-of-funny:

smilingemoticon:

there’s a new song out by will.i.am and justin bieber and the actual title of it starts with a hashtag

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mobble:

my friend and i found some temple run fanfiction yesterday

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

theanti90smovement:

IMAGINE GOING OVER TO VISIT OBAMA AND CLOGGING HIS TOILET THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE I DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT

just-a-youtube-blog:

I can’t stop laughing

best-of-funny:

shadowgorawr:

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

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emilaugh:

R.I.P.

It always sucks when your phone dies.